Artemis Fowl - Butler/Artemis
Unfortunately for Butler, if there's anything more complicated that than going to bed with Artemis Fowl... it's waking up with him.
[Sequel to Rational Intercourse]
Rated: G
The whispered words "Sleep with me," were and order, and offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom - but it didn't.
Rated: G
Rational Intercourse by Dagger
A story in which Artemis learns that there is nothing rational about intercourse.
Rated: NC-17
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